Sandra Bullock was put on this planet for one reason and one reason only: to save us all from the monotony of the human race. Every day is the same, you know?
We wake up. We drink coffee. We drive to work. We get stuck in traffic. We rear end someone. We get into a fight over car insurance information. We smack an elderly man in the face with our car antenna when he tries to call the cops. We get arrested. We make friends on the inside. We make bail. We get to work. We answer emails. We have our new prison friend Big Tammie put out a hit for the old man. Revenge is sweet. And then we go home.
Boring, right? Same ol', same ol'. But Sandra Bullock, who was just revealed as the World's Most Beautiful Woman by People, exists solely to remind us that there is beauty in the world. Unfortunately, it's tradition for the editors at People Magazine to lock their Most Beautiful recipients away in a remote cabin in Siberia after they shoot the cover, so we may never see Sandra again.*
(*That's probably not true)
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